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    Fire Alarm

    A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station:
    BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets,
    BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole,
    BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.
    "From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked.
    When say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed.
    And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night."
    The next night he came home from work and yelled,
    "BELL 1!" The wife promptly too k all her clothes off.
    When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed.
    When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love.
    After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!"
    "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband? "ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."
    'The Art of War' teaches us to "Rely not on the likelihood of the enemy's coming, but on our own readiness to receive him"--Sun Tsu

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    A Smile

    A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.

    It enriches those who receive it,
    without making poorer those who give.
    It takes but a moment, but the memory
    of it sometimes lasts forever.

    None is so rich or mighty that he
    can get along without it,
    and none is so poor but that
    he can be made rich by it.

    A smile creates happiness in the home,
    fosters goodwill in business,
    and is the countersign of friendship.

    It brings rest to the weary,
    cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,
    and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.

    Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,
    or stolen, for it is something that is of no
    value to anyone until it is given away.

    Some people are too tired to give you a smile.
    Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile
    so much as he who has no more to give.

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