Women's -vs- Mens Prayers
FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep I Pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks,
I Pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed;
Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more.
Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows the answer to "how big is my behind???"
I Pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend.
Amen
MALE PRAYER
I Pray For a Deaf-Mute Nymphomaniac With Huge Hooters Who Owns a Liquor Store and a Fishing Boat. This Doesn't Rhyme and I Don't Care.
Amen
