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    Women's -vs- Mens Prayers

    FEMALE PRAYER
    Before I lay me down to sleep I Pray for a man, who's not a creep,
    One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who loves to listen long,
    One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks,
    I Pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed;
    Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more.
    Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows the answer to "how big is my behind???"
    I Pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend.
    Amen
    MALE PRAYER
    I Pray For a Deaf-Mute Nymphomaniac With Huge Hooters Who Owns a Liquor Store and a Fishing Boat. This Doesn't Rhyme and I Don't Care.
    Amen
    'The Art of War' teaches us to "Rely not on the likelihood of the enemy's coming, but on our own readiness to receive him"--Sun Tsu

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    LOL so true

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    A Smile

    A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.

    It enriches those who receive it,
    without making poorer those who give.
    It takes but a moment, but the memory
    of it sometimes lasts forever.

    None is so rich or mighty that he
    can get along without it,
    and none is so poor but that
    he can be made rich by it.

    A smile creates happiness in the home,
    fosters goodwill in business,
    and is the countersign of friendship.

    It brings rest to the weary,
    cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,
    and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.

    Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,
    or stolen, for it is something that is of no
    value to anyone until it is given away.

    Some people are too tired to give you a smile.
    Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile
    so much as he who has no more to give.

    - author unknown

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