The Long and Short of It

[Terminator]

One morning in the office, a man mentions to a coworker that her hair smells nice today. The woman suddenly grows enraged, storms into her supervisor's office, and declares loudly that she's quitting and has decided to file a sexual harassment suit.

"Come on," says the supervisor. "What's wrong with a guy saying your hair smells nice?"

"He's a fucking midget!"

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