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    Talking Shrine of the Mall Ninja

    Another thread reminded me of this. Yep, it's a repost but I have not seen it on here in a while.

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    That thread is great. I have it bookmarked and used to make rookies with "tacticool" stuff read it
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    Remember him well.Just for shats and giggles I went to Google,guess how many results ya get???

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    OMG, that is the first time reading that and all I can say is WOW and I am turning in my badge and gun and joining them.
    Un-ass my AO!!

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    What's with the recent crop of mall ninja movies, anyway?
    Voting against incumbents until we get a Congress that does its job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swaggon View Post
    OMG, that is the first time reading that and all I can say is WOW and I am turning in my badge and gun and joining them.
    I completely agree they get all the cool top of the line gear. Out here we cant even get MDT's. Oh wait I just remembered that I would rather shoot myself than work as a rent a cop in the mall. I saw one the other day wearing a campaign hat tipped so far towards the back of her head that the brim was above the crown. LOL they sure are cool.

 

 

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