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    The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil:

    The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil:

    Little Susie was not the best student in
    Catholic School.
    Usually she slept through the class.
    One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.

    'Tell me Susie, who created the universe?'

    When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.

    'God Almighty!' shouted Susie.

    The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class.

    A little later the Nun asked Susie, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?'

    But Susie didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt.


    'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Susie.

    And the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Susie fell back asleep.


    The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'
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    Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up & shouted,

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    ....

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    'If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'

    The Nun fainted

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    Oh my, Little Johnny is up to his old antics again.

    Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkzV5AIK8iM
    "When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that justifies it." -- Frederic Bastiat

    "Certainly there is no hunting like the hunting of man and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never really care for anything else thereafter." Ernest Hemingway

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    God Bless Little Johnny


    Choose The Right. When you're doing whats right, then you have nothing to worry about.

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    In memory of Sgt. Howard K. Stevenson 1965 - 2005. Ceres Police Dept.
    In memory of Robert N. Panos 1955 - 2008 Ceres Police Dept.









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    He was just following his calling
    'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
    delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly
    promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which
    holds forth the proposition that it is entirely
    possible to pick up a turd by the clean end!'

    A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity. Sigmund Freud

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    LOL.
    Where were you?

    "Just a man with a fork in a world full of soup." PZO

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    This joke never gets old!
    Romans 13:4
    For he is God's servant to do you good. But if you do wrong, be afraid, for he does not bear the sword for nothing. He is God's servant, an agent of wrath to bring punishment on the wrongdoer.

 

 

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