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03-26-06, 12:04 PM #1
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Kids Do The Darndest Things
I was packing for my business trip and my 3-year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.
When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.
I said, "What's wrong, honey?"
She replied, "What happened to my booger?"'The Art of War' teaches us to "Rely not on the likelihood of the enemy's coming, but on our own readiness to receive him"--Sun Tsu
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03-26-06, 01:13 PM #2
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Funny! LOL!
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03-26-06, 01:42 PM #3Cris1102 Guest
Ahahahahahaha!!! .... Oops!!
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03-26-06, 06:45 PM #5
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ROFLMAOOOOO! Poor guy, you should be careful to check her fingers before you ACTUALLY put them in your mouth. Ewwwwww! Yuck! I wonder what she said after that. LOL! Maybe "My daddy is a new booger-eater? Coool. I'll do it again and see his face."
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03-26-06, 08:41 PM #6Indy Guest
Ewwwwwwwww!
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03-26-06, 09:50 PM #7
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