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    Kids Do The Darndest Things

    I was packing for my business trip and my 3-year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.

    Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.

    When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.

    I said, "What's wrong, honey?"
    She replied, "What happened to my booger?"
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    Funny! LOL!
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    A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.

    It enriches those who receive it,
    without making poorer those who give.
    It takes but a moment, but the memory
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    None is so rich or mighty that he
    can get along without it,
    and none is so poor but that
    he can be made rich by it.

    A smile creates happiness in the home,
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    and is the countersign of friendship.

    It brings rest to the weary,
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    and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.

    Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,
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    value to anyone until it is given away.

    Some people are too tired to give you a smile.
    Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile
    so much as he who has no more to give.

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    Ahahahahahaha!!! .... Oops!!
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    ROFLMAOOOOO! Poor guy, you should be careful to check her fingers before you ACTUALLY put them in your mouth. Ewwwwww! Yuck! I wonder what she said after that. LOL! Maybe "My daddy is a new booger-eater? Coool. I'll do it again and see his face."
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    Ewwwwwwwww!

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    Event lived, lesson learned. My two sons were my lessons, and what was learned from them has carried over to my seven grandchildren. The best is yet to come.
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