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    A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the
    African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a
    camel hitched up behind the mess tent.

    He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there.

    The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here
    on the post and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have "urges". That's
    why we have the Molly The Camel."

    The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about
    "urges", so the camel can stay."

    About a month later, the Captain starts having his own "urges". Crazy with
    passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a
    ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants
    down and has wild, insane sex with the camel. When he's done, he asks the
    Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?",

    No not really, sir... "They usually just ride the camel into town where
    the girls are".

    Rank does something to some people.
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    That was f-ing great. Hahahahaha!!!
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    LOL I had a Capt like that when I was in the service.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hdwideglide95
    I had a Capt like that when I was in the service.

    Was his name Charlie?
    Last edited by Cris1102; 03-27-06 at 12:06 PM.



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