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03-27-06, 09:17 AM #1Older Than DirtVerified LEO
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A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the
African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a
camel hitched up behind the mess tent.
He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there.
The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here
on the post and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have "urges". That's
why we have the Molly The Camel."
The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about
"urges", so the camel can stay."
About a month later, the Captain starts having his own "urges". Crazy with
passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a
ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants
down and has wild, insane sex with the camel. When he's done, he asks the
Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?",
No not really, sir... "They usually just ride the camel into town where
the girls are".
Rank does something to some people.Facta non verba
"The good Lord set definite limits on man's wisdom, but set no limits on his stupidity — and that's not fair!" — Konrad Adenauer,
03-27-06, 10:23 AM #2Indy Guest
03-27-06, 11:21 AM #3
That was f-ing great. Hahahahaha!!!"A nation, as a society, forms a moral person, and every member of it is personally responsible for his society."
-Thomas Jefferson, 1792
Cotton candy don't get wet until it's in your mouth.
03-27-06, 11:32 AM #4
LOL I had a Capt like that when I was in the service.Be careful whose feet you step on today, they may be attached to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow.
03-27-06, 01:02 PM #5Cris1102 Guest
Originally Posted by hdwideglide95
Was his name Charlie?
Last edited by Cris1102; 03-27-06 at 01:06 PM.
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