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06-17-09, 03:17 PM #1
A Well-Planned Retirement
From The London Times:
Outside the Bristol Zoo, in England, there is a parking lot
for 150 cars and eight coaches, or buses.
It was manned by a very pleasant attendant with a
ticket machine charging cars Â£1 (about $1.40Cdn)
and coaches Â£5 (about $7).
This parking attendant worked there uninterrupted for all of 25 years.
Then, one day, he didn't turn up for work.
"Oh well,", said Bristol Zoo management,"we'd better phone up the
city council and get them to send a new parking attendant."
"Err, no", said the council, "that parking lot is your responsibility."
"Err, no", said Bristol Zoo management,
"the attendant was employed by the City Council, wasn't he?"
"Err, NO!" insisted the Council.
Sitting in a villa somewhere on the coast of Spain, is a bloke who had been taking the parking lot fees, estimated at Â£400 (about $560) per day at Bristol Zoo for the last 25 years. Assuming seven days a week, this amounts to just over Â£3.6 million ($7 million)!
And no one even knows his name.
Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer. --Al Bundy
06-17-09, 04:14 PM #2
06-17-09, 05:36 PM #3
06-20-09, 01:08 AM #4
25 years,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, What's that old saying? Work SMART not hard. I'll bet that he even took EARLY retirement. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha
06-20-09, 01:26 AM #5
Thats great'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly
promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which
holds forth the proposition that it is entirely
possible to pick up a turd by the clean end!'
“A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity.” Sigmund Freud
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