Was King here?
One evening King went over to his friend Steve's house to play cards with some friends.
King sat directly across from Steve's wife. King dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked across the table he saw that Steve's wife had her legs open and no panties on. He sat up and was flushed.
He went into the kitchen to get a drink of water. To his surprise Steve's wife had followed him into the kitchen and said, " Did you like what you saw?" King said "F*uck Yes I did." She said, Well you can get more than that but it will cost you $500." So King thought about this financial situation and said, "O.K." She said, "Come here tomorrow at 2:30 because Steve will be at work then." King said, "I'll see you then."
The next day, King came over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left. Later, Steve came home and asked, "Has King been over here today" She said, thinking she had been caught, "As a matter of fact, he did." Steve said, "Good because that fool came by my job this morning and asked to borrow $500 till this evening, and he said he would leave it with you."