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    Hadda be a blonde.

    We went to the movie the other night. I sat in an aisle seat as I usually do, because it feels a little roomier.

    Just as the feature was about to start, a baby boomer from the center of the row got up and started working her way out.

    "Excuse me, sorry, oops, excuse me, pardon me, gotta hurry, oops, excuse me."

    By the time she got to me, I was trying to look around her and I was a little impatient, so I said, "Couldn't you have done this a little earlier"?

    "No!!" she said in a loud whisper. "The 'Turn Off Your Cell Phone, Please' message just flashed up on the screen and mine is out in the car."
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    Quote Originally Posted by cajunguy
    By the time she got to me, I was trying to look around her and I was a little impatient, so I said, "Couldn't you have done this a little earlier"?

    "No!!" she said in a loud whisper. "The 'Turn Off Your Cell Phone, Please' message just flashed up on the screen and mine is out in the car."

    OMG... that was you! Sorry about that. When I got out the doors I realized my phone was actually in my purse!

    So, what did you think of The Pink Panther?

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    Absolute best movie I've ever seen. Arnold Swarzenegger (however in hell it's spelled) was great in it.

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    But Antonio Banderas' part left something to be desired. Also, on your way out the aisle you kicked over my diet pepsi. I'm gonna need to get like 3 bucks from you, katie, when you have a chance.
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