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03-30-06, 11:54 PM #1
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A Sign Of Change
There were two old men sitting on a park bench passing the day away talking. One old man asked the other, "How is your wife?"
The second old guy replied, "I think she may be dead!" The first man asked, "What do you mean you THINK she is dead?"
The second explained, "Well..the sex is the same but the dishes are starting to pile up."'The Art of War' teaches us to "Rely not on the likelihood of the enemy's coming, but on our own readiness to receive him"--Sun Tsu
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03-31-06, 12:56 AM #2
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A Smile
A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.
It enriches those who receive it,without making poorer those who give.It takes but a moment, but the memoryof it sometimes lasts forever.
None is so rich or mighty that hecan get along without it,and none is so poor but thathe can be made rich by it.
A smile creates happiness in the home,fosters goodwill in business,and is the countersign of friendship.
It brings rest to the weary,cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.
Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,or stolen, for it is something that is of novalue to anyone until it is given away.
Some people are too tired to give you a smile.Give them one of yours, as none needs a smileso much as he who has no more to give.
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