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    *GROAN*!

    Two antennas met on top of a building and fell in love....

    wasn't much of a wedding but it was one heck of a reception.


    A set of jumper cables sit down at a bar. The bartender says "I'll serve you but don't start 'nothing!"

    A dyslexic man walks into a bra.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    I figured you'd like those.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cidp24 View Post
    A dyslexic man walks into a bra.....

    Tell him to get out - He'll be crushed to death!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TXCharlie View Post
    Tell him to get out - He'll be crushed to death!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cidp24 View Post
    A dyslexic man walks into a bra.....
    Motorboat anyone?


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    Quote Originally Posted by CTR man View Post
    Motorboat anyone?
    Tried that with my Ex damn near got kilt. No sense of humor.


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    Two antennas met on top of a building and fell in love....

    wasn't much of a wedding but it was one heck of a reception.


    A set of jumper cables sit down at a bar. The bartender says "I'll serve you but don't start 'nothing!"

    A dyslexic man walks into a bra.....

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