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07-28-09, 03:08 PM #1
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Mahatma Gandhi
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most
of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses
on his feet.
He also ate very little, which made him rather frail, and
with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him...
(Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good)... .
A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.*************************"It wouldn't take much for me to up and run...to another life somewhere in the sun."
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07-28-09, 03:54 PM #2
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07-28-09, 04:04 PM #3
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I'm bored.
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07-28-09, 04:08 PM #4
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Originally Posted by Cidp24
I'm bored.
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07-28-09, 04:34 PM #5
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O.k. Jenna that one was that bad.
SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
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Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
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07-28-09, 04:36 PM #6
Damnit, I'm hungry again.
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I thought it was funny, but I work graveyard shift so my opinion doesn't count
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07-28-09, 04:37 PM #7
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Does that mean I still get to keep the Teller of Most Painfully Bad Jokes title? Originally Posted by Captain America
O.k. Jenna that one was that bad.
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07-28-09, 04:39 PM #8
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Yes , quanity exceeds quality. Originally Posted by Jenna
Does that mean I still get to keep the Teller of Most Painfully Bad Jokes title?
SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
"It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
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07-28-09, 04:41 PM #9
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Originally Posted by Captain America
Yes , quanity exceeds quality.
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07-28-09, 04:48 PM #10
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I have spent most of my career on nights, that probably explains my odd, corny, [Insert other descriptor here] sense of humor. Originally Posted by pgg
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07-29-09, 12:42 AM #11
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Well, they do say that you guys have a dark sense of humor. It could be from being in the dark all the time. Originally Posted by Cidp24
I have spent most of my career on nights, that probably explains my odd, corny, [Insert other descriptor here] sense of humor.
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07-30-09, 07:07 PM #12
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I think the word your looking for is Warped I got one too. Originally Posted by Cidp24
I have spent most of my career on nights, that probably explains my odd, corny, [Insert other descriptor here] sense of humor.
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07-30-09, 07:27 PM #13
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Originally Posted by Cidp24
Originally Posted by Jenna
Originally Posted by Jenna
I think most LEO have a warped sense of humor no matter what tour worked. But those who work the first platoon are just more deliriously tired. Always Got to keep a good sense of humor! Originally Posted by armsmaster270
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07-30-09, 07:46 PM #14
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