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    Talking Mahatma Gandhi

    Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most
    of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses
    on his feet.

    He also ate very little, which made him rather frail, and
    with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him...
    (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good)... .

    A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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    I'm bored.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cidp24 View Post
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    O.k. Jenna that one was that bad.
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    I thought it was funny, but I work graveyard shift so my opinion doesn't count
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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain America View Post
    O.k. Jenna that one was that bad.
    Does that mean I still get to keep the Teller of Most Painfully Bad Jokes title?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    Does that mean I still get to keep the Teller of Most Painfully Bad Jokes title?
    Yes , quanity exceeds quality.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain America View Post
    Yes , quanity exceeds quality.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pgg View Post
    I thought it was funny, but I work graveyard shift so my opinion doesn't count
    I have spent most of my career on nights, that probably explains my odd, corny, [Insert other descriptor here] sense of humor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cidp24 View Post
    I have spent most of my career on nights, that probably explains my odd, corny, [Insert other descriptor here] sense of humor.

    Well, they do say that you guys have a dark sense of humor. It could be from being in the dark all the time.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cidp24 View Post
    I have spent most of my career on nights, that probably explains my odd, corny, [Insert other descriptor here] sense of humor.

    I think the word your looking for is Warped I got one too.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cidp24 View Post
    Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most
    of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses
    on his feet.

    He also ate very little, which made him rather frail, and
    with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him...
    (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good)... .

    A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.



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    I think the word your looking for is Warped I got one too.
    I think most LEO have a warped sense of humor no matter what tour worked. But those who work the first platoon are just more deliriously tired. Always Got to keep a good sense of humor!

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