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    Thumbs up AMA weighs in on Health Care. Very amusing look.

    Apparently the American Medical Association has weighed in on the new Health Care Initiatives from the Obama Administration....

    Allergists voted to scratch it, but the
    Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
    Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the
    Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
    Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception, and the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
    Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the
    Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'
    Oncologists fear it's malignant, while Osteopaths see it as holistic.
    Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the
    Radiologists could see right through it.
    Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
    Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the
    Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."
    Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the
    Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
    Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the
    Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

    In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington.
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