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    Retired People Have Fun

    I'm sorry to say it but I would so do this.



    Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

    Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop.

    We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

    We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'

    He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Ticket Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

    So my wife called him a sh!thead.

    He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket..


    Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus and the car had an Obama sticker. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.


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    "When a crime is committed, liberals blame society. Conservatives blame the criminal." -Debra Saunders

    Old Scottish Motto- "nemo me impune laccessit". It still holds true today.

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    With an Obama sticker on the car, why not. Funny story. That is one thing I have not done in retirement. I'll add it to my list of things to do.
    As today's police officers you are not unlike your counterparts of years past. You are an elite group of select members, a brotherhood of highly trained professionals, who are called upon to protect your community in a time of need. Guardians for safety. Being a police officer is not for the faint of heart. You must be honest, trustworthy and fearless in the face of evil. You are being watched everyday. Represent yourself, your department and the shield, for it should always be the embodiment of all that is good and justly. You are the thin blue line. Be proud, be tough and be safe.

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    Makes me glad I don't have a car!

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    armsmaster270 is offline Ret. Sac. P.D. - 270th M.P. Co., Now with D.H.S.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post


    Makes me glad I don't have a car!
    Maybe we will have to chip in and buy you one and park it in a loading zone for you and just leave it.


    Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer. --Al Bundy

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    Quote Originally Posted by armsmaster270 View Post
    Maybe we will have to chip in and buy you one and park it in a loading zone for you and just leave it.



 

 

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