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08-20-09, 09:17 AM #1
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Gott Love the South..
The South - You Gotta Love It ...
Alabama
A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twosfor the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck."Where's Henry?" the others asked.
"Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied..
"You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired.
"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!"
Georgia
The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about payingan invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my earrings."
Louisiana
A senior at Louisiana was overheard saying ... "When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana ."When asked why, he replied, "I'd rather be in Louisiana because everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the civilized world."
Mississippi
The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?"
The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."
North Carolina
A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait.A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.
The man replied, "I have a flat tire."
The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"
The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither."
Tennessee
A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"The driver replied, "Bout whut?"
Texas
The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch.
The Sheriff asked, "Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don't you see that sign right over your head."
"Yep", he replied. "That's why I dumpin it here, cause it says: 'Fine For Dumping Garbage'."
You can say what you want about the South,
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08-20-09, 12:55 PM #2
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Originally Posted by Cidp24
Those are all great, but that one made me laugh out loud.
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08-20-09, 01:19 PM #3
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Originally Posted by Cidp24
Wait a minute, I retired and moved north! From the southernmost USA to Indiana.
My dad, I miss him every day.
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Life is too short to wear unsexy underwear.
I am a female!!!!! LMAO
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08-20-09, 01:23 PM #4
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Your Abby Normal.. Originally Posted by mack
SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
"It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
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08-20-09, 01:57 PM #5
Damnit, I'm hungry again.
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That's only cause you got hitched Originally Posted by mack
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08-20-09, 04:45 PM #6
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Mack......everyone knows that if you live in Florida you have to travel North just to get to the South!!!!!
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The Mississippi and Tennessee ones were great.
Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkzV5AIK8iM
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08-20-09, 05:32 PM #8
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I'm about to travel through 3 of those states. Pray for me!
Of course those of us from the north want to move south! The reason why is obvious...... We want to be the smartest person in our state!
CHIRP! CHIRP!
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08-20-09, 08:39 PM #9
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Originally Posted by IndianaFuzz
I'm about to travel through 3 of those states. Pray for me! Of course those of us from the north want to move south! The reason why is obvious...... We want to be the smartest person in our state!
Move back to Ball State then.
SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
"It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
-General Omar Bradley, United States Army
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By way of Kaintuckie Originally Posted by mack
That only goes for CONUS, Hawaii is further south than Florida, and that includes the Keys.
Originally Posted by Captain America
Your Abby Normal.. Originally Posted by pgg
She was living in Kaintuckie when she met him.
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08-21-09, 03:27 PM #11
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Originally Posted by Captain America
Your Abby Normal..
Hmmmm, well that is true.
pgg, like CTRman says I was living in Kaintuck when I met him.
My dad, I miss him every day.
Originally Posted by Wolven
Life is too short to wear unsexy underwear.
I am a female!!!!! LMAO
Be who you are and say what you feel.....
Because those that matter...don't mind...
And those that mind...don't matter
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08-21-09, 03:29 PM #12
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Originally Posted by BigDawg
My dad, I miss him every day.
Originally Posted by Wolven
Life is too short to wear unsexy underwear.
I am a female!!!!! LMAO
Be who you are and say what you feel.....
Because those that matter...don't mind...
And those that mind...don't matter
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08-21-09, 11:54 PM #13
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I don't get it, what are ya'll laughin about????
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08-22-09, 02:33 AM #14
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Mississippi was pretty good
Somebody Please, what the hell is that smell?
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