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08-23-09, 08:29 AM #1
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Redneck Woman
If your woman gives you a blowjob while having a chew and knows which to spit and which to swallow, she might be a redneck.
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08-23-09, 08:31 AM #2
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What does that have to do with her neck?
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08-23-09, 10:15 AM #3
Damnit, I'm hungry again.
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08-23-09, 03:38 PM #4
Reed and Malloy were my FTOs
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Now that takes skills......
Originally Posted by gopherpuckfan
If your woman gives you a blowjob while having a chew and knows which to spit and which to swallow, she might be a redneck.
SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
"It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
-General Omar Bradley, United States Army
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08-23-09, 03:41 PM #5
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Originally Posted by Jenna
What does that have to do with her neck?
A lot.
SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
"It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
-General Omar Bradley, United States Army
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08-23-09, 04:22 PM #6
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Gross...
(the chew part..not the other part)
Never be afraid to do what's right, especially if the well-being of a person or animal is at stake. Society's punishments are small compared to the wounds we inflict on our soul when we look the other way" ~Martin Luther King, Jr
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