Results 1 to 4 of 4
Thread: Hey Swamp Mafia!
08-24-09, 01:23 PM #1
Hey Swamp Mafia!
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux worked together in a Louisiana factory…..and both were laid off. So…..they went to the Unemployment Office together. Asked his occupation, Boudreaux said, ‘Panty stitcher. I sew da elastic onto da ladies cotton panties.’ The clerk looked up panty stitcher. Finding it classified as unskilled labor, she gave Boudreaux $300 a week in unemployment compensation.
Thibodeaux, when asked his occupation replied, ‘Diesel fitter.’ The clerk looked up diesel fitter….and it was classified as a skilled job. So, the clerk gave Thibodeaux $600 a week in unemployment compensation.
When Boudreaux found this out, he was furious! He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his benefits. The clerk explained, ‘Panty stitchers are unskilled labor and diesel fitters are skilled labor…..’ ‘Wut skill?’ yelled Boudreaux. ‘I sew da elastic on da panties. Thibodeaux puts dem over his head and says, ‘Yeah…….. DIESEL FITTER.’Pleasing nobody, one person at a time.
That which does not kill me, better start fucking running.
If I lived every day like it was my last, the body count would be staggering.
I intend to go in harm's way. -John Paul Jones
Hunt the wolf, and bring light to the dark places that others fear to go. LT COL Dave Grossman
08-24-09, 01:35 PM #2
Thibodeaux must have a big head......SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
"It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
-General Omar Bradley, United States Army
08-24-09, 01:36 PM #3
08-24-09, 02:43 PM #4
My dad, I miss him every day.
Originally Posted by Wolven
Life is too short to wear unsexy underwear.
I am a female!!!!! LMAO
Be who you are and say what you feel.....
Because those that matter...don't mind...
And those that mind...don't matter
Users Browsing this Thread
There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)