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08-26-09, 11:56 AM #1
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A little old lady decided to join The Hell's Angels!
Hopefully this isn't too offensive....if it is seen as such, I'll premptively ask one of the mods to delete and accept the tongue lashings that follow. Otherwise, enjoy!
A little old lady decided to join The Hell's Angels!
One day she goes up and knocks on the door.
A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers.
She boldly proclaims, "I want to join your club."
The guy is amused, and decides to humor her a bit, so he says, she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join. The biker asks; "Do you have a motorcycle?"
The little old lady replies, " Yep... my bike's parked over there," and points to a flamed black Harley chopper in the driveway.
The biker then asked: "Do you drink?"
The little old lady replies, Yep, like a fish. I'll drink any man in your club under the table.
The biker then asks, "Do you smoke?"
The little old lady replies "Yep,smoke like a chimney. At least 4 packs of cigarettes a day, and a couple of cigars in the evening while I'm shooting pool."
The biker is very impressed and asks, "You sound like one bad Mama. Tell me, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
The little old lady thinks for a minute and says, "Nope, but I've been swung around by my nipples a few times .NON TIMEBO MALA.
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08-26-09, 02:38 PM #2
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Good one!!
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08-31-09, 07:21 AM #3
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Ok, that got a giggle out of me.
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09-05-09, 02:38 AM #4
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09-05-09, 08:53 PM #5
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Originally Posted by vengeance05
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09-25-09, 01:39 AM #6
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Loved that one! hehe
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09-25-09, 06:35 AM #7
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That was pretty funny!
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