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    Medicine

    A French doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'

    A German doctor says 'That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person,put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.

    The Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them bothlooking for work in two weeks.'

    An American doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are way behind. We recently took a man with no brains out of Illinois , put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work.'

    Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkzV5AIK8iM
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    As today's police officers you are not unlike your counterparts of years past. You are an elite group of select members, a brotherhood of highly trained professionals, who are called upon to protect your community in a time of need. Guardians for safety. Being a police officer is not for the faint of heart. You must be honest, trustworthy and fearless in the face of evil. You are being watched everyday. Represent yourself, your department and the shield, for it should always be the embodiment of all that is good and justly. You are the thin blue line. Be proud, be tough and be safe.

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