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08-28-09, 11:31 PM #1
A young fellow from Oklahoma moves to California and
goes to a big 'everything under one roof' department store
looking for a job.
The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"
The kid says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in
Well, the boss liked the kid so he gave him the job.
"You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see
how you did "
His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After
the store was locked up, the boss came down...
"How many sales did you make today?"
The kid says, "One."
The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30
sales a day. You're going to have to improve considerably or
look for another job! How much was the sale for?"
The kid says, "$112,237.64."
The boss says, "$112,237.64 !! What the hell did you sell ?"
Kid says, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him
a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook.
Then I sold him a new fishing rod.
Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down
at the lake, so I told him he was gonna need a boat, so we went
down to the boat department and I sold him a new bass boat.
Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I
took him down to the automotive department and sold him that
new Ford pick-up. I asked him how long he was going to be out
at the lake and after he said 5 or 6 days I took him down to the
RV department and sold him a slide-in camper for the truck."
The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you
sold him a boat, a truck and a camper?"
Kid says, "No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his
wife and I said, Well, your weekend's shot, you might as well go fishing."
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08-28-09, 11:48 PM #2
I wonder if she is going to file for divorce when he finally makes it home'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly
promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which
holds forth the proposition that it is entirely
possible to pick up a turd by the clean end!'
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08-29-09, 12:22 AM #3
that was awesome-=Twan007
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