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    Moose Hunting in Alaska

    Since it's moose hunting season up here....

    Frank and Bruce fly in to the Alaskan interior to go moose hunting. They have a good hunt, and both manage to get a large moose. When the plane returns to pick them up, the pilot looks at the animals and says, "This little plane won't lift all of us, the equipment, and both of these animals--you'll have to leave one. We'd never make it over the trees on the take-off."

    "That's baloney", says Bruce.

    "Yeah," Frank agrees, "you're just chicken. We came out here last year and got two moose and that pilot had some guts; he wasn't afraid to take off."

    "Yeah," said Bruce, "and his plane wasn't any bigger than yours!"

    The pilot got angry, and said, "Well, if he did it, then I can do it, I can fly as well as anybody!" They loaded up, taxied at full throttle, and the plane almost made it, but didn't have the lift to clear the trees at the end of the lake. It clipped the top, then flipped, then broke up, scattering the baggage, animal carcasses, and passengers all through the brush.

    Still alive, but shaken and dazed, the pilot sat up, shook his head to clear it, and said "Where are we?"

    Bruce rolled out from being thrown in a bush, looked around, and said, "I'd say, about a hundred yards further than last year."


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    Haha. Ain't that the truth. Now...I'm hungry for some moose steak
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    Quote Originally Posted by ms1600 View Post
    "That's baloney", says Bruce.

    "Yeah," Frank agrees, "you're just chicken. We came out here last year and got two moose and that pilot had some guts; he wasn't afraid to take off."
    So many different kinds of meat....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    So many different kinds of meat....
    Are you a meat aficionado? Do you like a nice rack?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ms1600 View Post
    Are you a meat aficionado? Do you like a nice rack?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post


    Touche Ms. Jenna, Touche!!!

    LMAO
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post



 

 

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