Ok, here's a place to post your favorite Yo' mamma jokes.
2 jokes per person, per day. Keep it filthy. GO!
Yo' mamma so fat, she on both sides of the family tree!
Yo' mamma so fat, I gotta take a train and two buses just to get on her good side!
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Ok, here's a place to post your favorite Yo' mamma jokes.
2 jokes per person, per day. Keep it filthy. GO!
Yo' mamma so fat, she on both sides of the family tree!
Yo' mamma so fat, I gotta take a train and two buses just to get on her good side!
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Lets get off moms, Cause i jsut got off yours.
Hey!!! I'm a mom. So watch it!! :mmph:
Your momma's like a light switch. Even a 5 year old can turn her on.
Your momma's like a door nob, everyone gets a turn.
Oh I was just joking. I don't care. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by pmfc
Yo' momma's so fat, that when you tell her to "Haul Ass," it takes 2 trips.
Yo' Momma's so fat that she has smaller fat women orbiting her.
Yo momma's so fat when she sits down in class she sits next to everybody.
Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.