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    Yo' Mamma

    Ok, here's a place to post your favorite Yo' mamma jokes.

    2 jokes per person, per day. Keep it filthy. GO!

    Yo' mamma so fat, she on both sides of the family tree!

    Yo' mamma so fat, I gotta take a train and two buses just to get on her good side!
    "Look, just give me some inner peace or I'll mop the floor with you!"

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    Lets get off moms, Cause i jsut got off yours.

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    Talking

    Hey!!! I'm a mom. So watch it!!

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    Your momma's like a light switch. Even a 5 year old can turn her on.
    Your momma's like a door nob, everyone gets a turn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pmfc
    Don't worry Cris, these shouldn't apply to you.
    Oh I was just joking. I don't care.

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    Yo' momma's so fat, that when you tell her to "Haul Ass," it takes 2 trips.

    Yo' Momma's so fat that she has smaller fat women orbiting her.
    For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.

    Winston Churchill

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    Yo momma's so fat when she sits down in class she sits next to everybody.

    Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.
    "To the German commander: 'Nuts!' The American Commander" - General Tony McAuliffe, 101st Airborne Division

 

 

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