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    Getting it in the Can

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBBcZjxd-bk]YouTube - Bud Light Lime "In the Can" HD version[/ame]
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    Now that's some funny shit.
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    I didn't know what other meaning "getting it in the can" could have besides the literal one of "getting a beer in the can rather than the bottle," but it was clear based on contextual analysis that it was some kind of innuendo, so I googled and found this:

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    can2  [kan] Show IPA noun, verb, canned, can⋅ning.
    –noun
    1. a sealed container for food, beverages, etc., as of aluminum, sheet iron coated with tin, or other metal: a can of soup.
    2. a receptacle for garbage, ashes, etc.: a trash can.
    3. a bucket, pail, or other container for holding or carrying liquids: water can.
    4. a drinking cup; tankard.
    5. a metal or plastic container for holding film on cores or reels.
    6. Slang: Usually Vulgar. toilet; bathroom.
    7. Slang. jail: He's been in the can for a week.
    8. Slang: Sometimes Vulgar. buttocks.
    9. Military Slang.
    a. a depth charge.
    b. a destroyer.

    OK, I think I can figure out of which those definitions was implied.

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    That was great!




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    That was hilarious.
    SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post
    That was great!
    Let me know if you want it in the can.
    Pleasing nobody, one person at a time.

    That which does not kill me, better start fucking running.

    If I lived every day like it was my last, the body count would be staggering.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xiphos View Post
    Let me know if you want it in the can.
    If you gave it to me in the can, I'd very graciously accept it!




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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post
    If you gave it to me in the can, I'd very graciously accept it!
    Next he'll be asking if he can pop your top.
    SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM

    "It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
    -Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"

    Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
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    Renniger-Richards-Griswold-Owens

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    Ok, we've established that Buttercup likes getting it in the can. Who else?

    And only Jenna wouldn't already understand that joke of getting it in the can.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by IndianaFuzz View Post
    Ok, we've established that Buttercup likes getting it in the can. Who else?
    This isn't a dating site, that's a TOS violation.
    Pleasing nobody, one person at a time.

    That which does not kill me, better start fucking running.

    If I lived every day like it was my last, the body count would be staggering.

    I intend to go in harm's way. -John Paul Jones

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xiphos View Post
    This isn't a dating site, that's a TOS violation.
    Oh,ok. Thanks for letting me know about that. I'm still learning here. Thanks for sharing with me your vast knowledge of TOSsing............
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    Man, this topic has really gone in the can. (Jenna, this time it is being used as a toilet reference.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by IndianaFuzz View Post
    Man, this topic has really gone in the can. (Jenna, this time it is being used as a toilet reference.)
    Can we make any more puns?

    Yes we can!

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    Quote Originally Posted by IndianaFuzz View Post
    Oh,ok. Thanks for letting me know about that. I'm still learning here. Thanks for sharing with me your vast knowledge of TOSsing............
    Hahaha!




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    That was funny!
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    I didn't know that so many people liked getting it in the can.


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