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    Scam Alert: Warning Home Depot Scam

    Hey people be warned.
    I don't how many of you shop at Home Depot, but this may be useful to know. I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
    This happened to me at Home Depot here in Paducah, KY. and it could happen to you.
    Here's how the scam works:
    Two seriously good-looking 25-year-old girls come over as you are
    loading what you bought in the bed of your truck. They both start wiping
    your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling
    out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you
    thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a
    ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat. On
    the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs
    over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other
    one steals your wallet.
    I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday,
    again on Saturday, and also yesterday.
    So please be careful!
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    hahaha,,, i hate it when i loose that many wallets. good thing i keep my money in my socks


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    Funny! LOL!
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    A Smile

    A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.

    It enriches those who receive it,
    without making poorer those who give.
    It takes but a moment, but the memory
    of it sometimes lasts forever.

    None is so rich or mighty that he
    can get along without it,
    and none is so poor but that
    he can be made rich by it.

    A smile creates happiness in the home,
    fosters goodwill in business,
    and is the countersign of friendship.

    It brings rest to the weary,
    cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,
    and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.

    Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,
    or stolen, for it is something that is of no
    value to anyone until it is given away.

    Some people are too tired to give you a smile.
    Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile
    so much as he who has no more to give.

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    Harold is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after dinner Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life.

    One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat, with a lull in their conversation, Harold turns to Mildred and asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?"

    She asks, "What?"

    "SEX!" he replies.

    Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart, you could not get it up if I held a gun to your head!"

    "I know," Harold says, "but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it for a while."

    "Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it.

    Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold's manhood.

    Then, one night, Harold did not show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Harold and make sure he was okay. She walked around the senior citizen home where she found him sitting by the pool with another female resident, Ethel, who was holding Harold's manhood.

    Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does Ethel have that I do not have?"

    Old Harold smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's."
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    You got me good with that one Slamdunc! Had me thinking it was a real one a the begining!
    LMAO
    Be careful whose feet you step on today, they may be attached to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow.

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    I found a good deal on cheap wallets at the dollar store, I'm spending the day at Home Depot tomorrow!!
    Insert witty comment and disclaimer here.

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    I'm not much of a do it yourself guy with the home tools thing, so it's been awhile since I shot a wad at Home Depot. Looks like I need to check it out.

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    Freudian Slip

    Quote Originally Posted by Ken K
    I'm not much of a do it yourself guy with the home tools thing, so it's been awhile since I shot a wad at Home Depot. Looks like I need to check it out.
    Was that a Freudian Slip? Excellent reply.
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    Quote Originally Posted by slamdunc
    Was that a Freudian Slip? Excellent reply.
    Actually I have a degree in psychology, but I got it about the time Freud was still teaching. How can you not love theories like penis envy?

    Oh and by the way, my Mom never looked that good to me.

 

 

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