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04-04-06, 12:51 AM #1
Scam Alert: Warning Home Depot Scam
Hey people be warned.
I don't how many of you shop at Home Depot, but this may be useful to know. I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
This happened to me at Home Depot here in Paducah, KY. and it could happen to you.
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 25-year-old girls come over as you are
loading what you bought in the bed of your truck. They both start wiping
your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling
out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you
thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a
ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat. On
the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs
over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other
one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday,
again on Saturday, and also yesterday.
So please be careful!'The Art of War' teaches us to "Rely not on the likelihood of the enemy's coming, but on our own readiness to receive him"--Sun Tsu
04-04-06, 02:08 AM #2
hahaha,,, i hate it when i loose that many wallets. good thing i keep my money in my socks
04-04-06, 09:41 AM #3
A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.
It enriches those who receive it,without making poorer those who give.It takes but a moment, but the memoryof it sometimes lasts forever.
None is so rich or mighty that hecan get along without it,and none is so poor but thathe can be made rich by it.
A smile creates happiness in the home,fosters goodwill in business,and is the countersign of friendship.
It brings rest to the weary,cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.
Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,or stolen, for it is something that is of novalue to anyone until it is given away.
Some people are too tired to give you a smile.Give them one of yours, as none needs a smileso much as he who has no more to give.
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04-04-06, 10:05 AM #4
Harold is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after dinner Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life.
One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat, with a lull in their conversation, Harold turns to Mildred and asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?"
She asks, "What?"
"SEX!" he replies.
Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart, you could not get it up if I held a gun to your head!"
"I know," Harold says, "but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it for a while."
"Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it.
Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold's manhood.
Then, one night, Harold did not show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Harold and make sure he was okay. She walked around the senior citizen home where she found him sitting by the pool with another female resident, Ethel, who was holding Harold's manhood.
Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does Ethel have that I do not have?"
Old Harold smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's.""This flag, which we honor and under which we serve, is the emblem of our unity, our power, our thought and purpose as a nation. It has no other character than that which we give it from generation to generation." Woodrow Wilson, 1917
04-04-06, 10:57 AM #5
You got me good with that one Slamdunc! Had me thinking it was a real one a the begining!
LMAOBe careful whose feet you step on today, they may be attached to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow.
04-04-06, 03:30 PM #6
I found a good deal on cheap wallets at the dollar store, I'm spending the day at Home Depot tomorrow!!Insert witty comment and disclaimer here.
04-04-06, 03:35 PM #7Banned
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I'm not much of a do it yourself guy with the home tools thing, so it's been awhile since I shot a wad at Home Depot. Looks like I need to check it out.
04-04-06, 04:08 PM #8
Freudian SlipOriginally Posted by Ken K'The Art of War' teaches us to "Rely not on the likelihood of the enemy's coming, but on our own readiness to receive him"--Sun Tsu
04-04-06, 04:47 PM #9Banned
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Oh and by the way, my Mom never looked that good to me.
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