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04-05-06, 01:37 PM #1Signal_W Guest
New Rules at Work
It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals
throughout the company have been using foul language during the course
of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints
received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do however, realize the critical
importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when
communicating with co-workers. Therefore, a list of 18 New and
Innovative "TRY SAYING" phrases has been provided so that proper
exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.
1) TRY SAYING:
I think you could use more training.
You don't know what the f___ you're doing.
2) TRY SAYING:
She's an aggressive go-getter.
She's a ball-busting b__ch.
3) TRY SAYING:
Perhaps I can work late.
And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?
4) TRY SAYING:
I'm certain that isn't feasible.
No! f______ way.
5) TRY SAYING:
You've got to be sh__ing me!
6) TRY SAYING:
Perhaps you should check with...
Tell someone who gives a sh__.
7) TRY SAYING:
I wasn't involved in the project.
It's not my f______ problem.
8) TRY SAYING:
What the f___?
9) TRY SAYING:
I'm not sure this can be implemented.
This sh__ won't work.
10) TRY SAYING:
I'll try to schedule that.
Why the f____ didn't you tell me sooner?
11) TRY SAYING:
He's not familiar with the issues.
He's got his head up his a__.
12) TRY SAYING:
Excuse me, sir?
Eat sh__ and die.
13) TRY SAYING:
So you weren't happy with it?
Kiss my a__.
14) TRY SAYING:
I'm a bit overloaded at the mo ment.
F___ it, I'm on salary.
15) TRY SAYING:
I don't think you understand.
Shove it up your a__.
16) TRY SAYING:
I love a challenge.
This job sucks!
17) TRY SAYING:
You want me to take care of that?
Who the f___ died and made you boss?
18) TRY SAYING:
He's somewhat insensitive.
He's a pr_ck.
04-05-06, 02:23 PM #2
we actually have these rules posted in an employee area at the SO. Nice post
04-05-06, 02:31 PM #3Older Than DirtVerified LEO
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Can you in your wildest imagination, any LEO, active or retired, giving the Try Saying answers? Would we be tongue tied or what? The Instead Ofs just seem to roll off the tongue so naturally.Facta non verba
"The good Lord set definite limits on man's wisdom, but set no limits on his stupidity — and that's not fair!" — Konrad Adenauer,
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