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    New Rules at Work

    Dear Employees:

    It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals
    throughout the company have been using foul language during the course
    of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints
    received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do however, realize the critical
    importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when
    communicating with co-workers. Therefore, a list of 18 New and
    Innovative "TRY SAYING" phrases has been provided so that proper
    exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.


    1) TRY SAYING:
    I think you could use more training.
    INSTEAD OF:
    You don't know what the f___ you're doing.

    2) TRY SAYING:
    She's an aggressive go-getter.
    INSTEAD OF:
    She's a ball-busting b__ch.

    3) TRY SAYING:
    Perhaps I can work late.
    INSTEAD OF:
    And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?

    4) TRY SAYING:
    I'm certain that isn't feasible.
    INSTEAD OF:
    No! f______ way.

    5) TRY SAYING:
    Really?
    >NSTEAD OF:
    You've got to be sh__ing me!

    6) TRY SAYING:
    Perhaps you should check with...
    INSTEAD OF:
    Tell someone who gives a sh__.

    7) TRY SAYING:
    I wasn't involved in the project.
    INSTEAD OF:
    It's not my f______ problem.

    8) TRY SAYING:
    That's interesting.
    INSTEAD OF:
    What the f___?

    9) TRY SAYING:
    I'm not sure this can be implemented.
    INSTEAD OF:
    This sh__ won't work.

    10) TRY SAYING:
    I'll try to schedule that.
    INSTEAD OF:
    Why the f____ didn't you tell me sooner?

    11) TRY SAYING:
    He's not familiar with the issues.
    INSTEAD OF:
    He's got his head up his a__.

    12) TRY SAYING:
    Excuse me, sir?
    INSTEAD OF:
    Eat sh__ and die.

    13) TRY SAYING:
    So you weren't happy with it?
    INSTEAD OF:
    Kiss my a__.

    14) TRY SAYING:
    I'm a bit overloaded at the mo ment.
    INSTEAD OF:
    F___ it, I'm on salary.

    15) TRY SAYING:
    I don't think you understand.
    INSTEAD OF:
    Shove it up your a__.

    16) TRY SAYING:
    I love a challenge.
    INSTEAD OF:
    This job sucks!

    17) TRY SAYING:
    You want me to take care of that?
    INSTEAD OF:
    Who the f___ died and made you boss?

    18) TRY SAYING:
    He's somewhat insensitive.
    INSTEAD OF:
    He's a pr_ck.

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    we actually have these rules posted in an employee area at the SO. Nice post


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    Can you in your wildest imagination, any LEO, active or retired, giving the Try Saying answers? Would we be tongue tied or what? The Instead Ofs just seem to roll off the tongue so naturally.
    Facta non verba
    "The good Lord set definite limits on man's wisdom, but set no limits on his stupidity and that's not fair!" Konrad Adenauer,

 

 

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