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10-30-09, 06:27 PM #1
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Secrets to a successful marriage
Yesterday a couple here in our town celebrated their 50th
wedding anniversary..The town threw a reception at the city rec
hall and everyone was so curious. The minister of the local community
church asK the husband "How in the world have you two stayed
together so many years.?"
The man smiled and chuckled. His reply "Well it goes back to our wedding
night. I married this Texas girl and we went to the canyons in Montana
for a ride in the beautiful mountains. We rented mules and
started the climb..Into the 5th mile her mule stumbled. I was concerned but
saw her lean into the mules ear and whisper " that is once". Puzzled we continued
on and about a mile ahead the mule stumbled again..She gently
reached over and whispered into the mules ear "that is twice", continuing on up
the trail, the mule stumbled the third time...TO MY SURPRISE, my wife pulled
out a 45 caliber pistol and shot the mule dead
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I was immediately very verbal about her treatment of this mule in a loud voice to her.
She turned very quietly and look me square in the face and softly said"that's once!"
"And we have been happily married all these last 50 years."'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
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Great joke.....but my secret to 42 years is:
Yes Dear!
Right away, Dear!
Your'e absolutely right, dear!
and a real "I'm sorry" when needed.
Car 4
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Even when it's not your fault.
Originally Posted by Car 4
Great joke.....but my secret to 42 years is:
Yes Dear!
Right away, Dear!
Your'e absolutely right, dear!
and a real "I'm sorry" when needed.
Car 4Do not war for peace. If you must war, war for justice. For without justice there is no peace. -me
We are who we choose to be.
R.I.P. Arielle. 08/20/2010-09/16/2012
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Originally Posted by Car 4
Great joke.....but my secret to 42 years is:
Yes Dear!
Right away, Dear!
You're absolutely right, dear!
and a real "I'm sorry" when needed.
Car 4Amen to that and I only have 11 years on the books. Originally Posted by lewisipso
Choose The Right. When you're doing whats right, then you have nothing to worry about.
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10-31-09, 02:30 AM #6
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I can't beat Car4 but with 27 years under my belt it has to work to some extent.
Do not war for peace. If you must war, war for justice. For without justice there is no peace. -me
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