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    Secrets to a successful marriage

    Yesterday a couple here in our town celebrated their 50th
    wedding anniversary..The town threw a reception at the city rec
    hall and everyone was so curious. The minister of the local community
    church asK the husband "How in the world have you two stayed
    together so many years.?"

    The man smiled and chuckled. His reply "Well it goes back to our wedding
    night. I married this Texas girl and we went to the canyons in Montana
    for a ride in the beautiful mountains. We rented mules and
    started the climb..Into the 5th mile her mule stumbled. I was concerned but
    saw her lean into the mules ear and whisper " that is once". Puzzled we continued
    on and about a mile ahead the mule stumbled again..She gently
    reached over and whispered into the mules ear "that is twice", continuing on up
    the trail, the mule stumbled the third time...TO MY SURPRISE, my wife pulled
    out a 45 caliber pistol and shot the mule dead

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    I was immediately very verbal about her treatment of this mule in a loud voice to her.
    She turned very quietly and look me square in the face and softly said"that's once!"

    "And we have been happily married all these last 50 years."
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    possible to pick up a turd by the clean end!'

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    Great joke.....but my secret to 42 years is:

    Yes Dear!
    Right away, Dear!
    Your'e absolutely right, dear!
    and a real "I'm sorry" when needed.


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    I would like my country back. I used to believe that one man could never destroy this country. Not so sure anymore!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Car 4 View Post
    Great joke.....but my secret to 42 years is:

    Yes Dear!
    Right away, Dear!
    Your'e absolutely right, dear!
    and a real "I'm sorry" when needed.


    Car 4
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    Do not war for peace. If you must war, war for justice. For without justice there is no peace. -me

    We are who we choose to be.

    R.I.P. Arielle. 08/20/2010-09/16/2012


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    Quote Originally Posted by Car 4 View Post
    Great joke.....but my secret to 42 years is:

    Yes Dear!
    Right away, Dear!
    You're absolutely right, dear!
    and a real "I'm sorry" when needed.


    Car 4
    Quote Originally Posted by lewisipso View Post
    Even when it's not your fault.
    Amen to that and I only have 11 years on the books.


    Choose The Right. When you're doing whats right, then you have nothing to worry about.

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    In memory of Robert N. Panos 1955 - 2008 Ceres Police Dept.









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    I can't beat Car4 but with 27 years under my belt it has to work to some extent.
    Do not war for peace. If you must war, war for justice. For without justice there is no peace. -me

    We are who we choose to be.

    R.I.P. Arielle. 08/20/2010-09/16/2012


 

 

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