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    Jesus and the Cop

    JESUS AND THE COP

    An Irishman in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one
    afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The
    Irishman looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is
    that Jesus sitting over there?" The waitress nodded
    "yes," so the Irishman told her to give Jesus a
    cup of coffee, on him.

    The next patron to come in was an Englishman with a hunched
    back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and
    asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced
    across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus over
    there?" The waitress nodded, so the Englishman said to
    give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat."

    The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Cop on
    crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered,
    "Hey there, toots, How's about getting me a cold
    glass of beer! " As most Cops would he took notice of
    every one in the place and saw Jesus and asked the waitress,
    "Is that God's boy over there?" The waitress
    once more nodded, so the COP said "give that man a
    cold glass of beer, On my bill."

    As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Irishman,
    touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are
    healed." The Irishman felt the strength come back into
    his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.

    Jesus also passed by the Englishman, touched him and said,
    "For your kindness, you are healed." The
    Englishman felt his back straightening up, and he raised his
    hands, praised the Lord and did a series of back flips out
    the door.

    Then Jesus walked towards the COP. The Cop jumped up and
    yelled
    "Don't touch me.....I'm trying to get out on
    3/4's!"
    "We sleep safe in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm." -- George Orwell

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    That's ok, a Christian gave Jesus a glass of milk on his tab and was granted immediate access to heaven.

    Don't worry, he put in a good word for the cop because he had served his time in hell.


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    Now that is a funny joke! (BTW, was the cop Irish too?)

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    LOL!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mack View Post
    Now that is a funny joke! (BTW, was the cop Irish too?)
    Sounds like it, I don't know many Irish Cops that don't have a scheme or two up there sleeve,
    Just because your sign off after you're shift is done, doesn't mean that it's over and put blinders on. You're a cop 24/7 wether you like it or not. If thats something you can't handle, you should find a new line of work!

 

 

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