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11-02-09, 12:12 AM #1
Jesus and the Cop
JESUS AND THE COP
An Irishman in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one
afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The
Irishman looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is
that Jesus sitting over there?" The waitress nodded
"yes," so the Irishman told her to give Jesus a
cup of coffee, on him.
The next patron to come in was an Englishman with a hunched
back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and
asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced
across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus over
there?" The waitress nodded, so the Englishman said to
give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat."
The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Cop on
crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered,
"Hey there, toots, How's about getting me a cold
glass of beer! " As most Cops would he took notice of
every one in the place and saw Jesus and asked the waitress,
"Is that God's boy over there?" The waitress
once more nodded, so the COP said "give that man a
cold glass of beer, On my bill."
As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Irishman,
touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are
healed." The Irishman felt the strength come back into
his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.
Jesus also passed by the Englishman, touched him and said,
"For your kindness, you are healed." The
Englishman felt his back straightening up, and he raised his
hands, praised the Lord and did a series of back flips out
Then Jesus walked towards the COP. The Cop jumped up and
"Don't touch me.....I'm trying to get out on
3/4's!""We sleep safe in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm." -- George Orwell
11-02-09, 02:19 AM #2'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly
promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which
holds forth the proposition that it is entirely
possible to pick up a turd by the clean end!'
“A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity.” Sigmund Freud
11-02-09, 03:41 AM #3
That's ok, a Christian gave Jesus a glass of milk on his tab and was granted immediate access to heaven.
Don't worry, he put in a good word for the cop because he had served his time in hell.
Choose The Right. When you're doing whats right, then you have nothing to worry about.
Not a LEO
In memory of Sgt. Howard K. Stevenson 1965 - 2005. Ceres Police Dept.
In memory of Robert N. Panos 1955 - 2008 Ceres Police Dept.
11-02-09, 11:21 AM #4
Now that is a funny joke! (BTW, was the cop Irish too?)
My dad, I miss him every day.
Originally Posted by Wolven
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I am a female!!!!! LMAO
Be who you are and say what you feel.....
Because those that matter...don't mind...
And those that mind...don't matter
11-02-09, 04:27 PM #5
LOL!!!NON TIMEBO MALA.
11-02-09, 07:02 PM #6Just because your sign off after you're shift is done, doesn't mean that it's over and put blinders on. You're a cop 24/7 wether you like it or not. If thats something you can't handle, you should find a new line of work!
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