Jesus and the Cop

**Dustoff262** · 11-01-09, 11:12 PM

JESUS AND THE COP

An Irishman in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one
afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The
Irishman looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is
that Jesus sitting over there?" The waitress nodded
"yes," so the Irishman told her to give Jesus a
cup of coffee, on him.

The next patron to come in was an Englishman with a hunched
back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and
asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced
across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus over
there?" The waitress nodded, so the Englishman said to
give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat."

The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Cop on
crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered,
"Hey there, toots, How's about getting me a cold
glass of beer! " As most Cops would he took notice of
every one in the place and saw Jesus and asked the waitress,
"Is that God's boy over there?" The waitress
once more nodded, so the COP said "give that man a
cold glass of beer, On my bill."

As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Irishman,
touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are
healed." The Irishman felt the strength come back into
his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.

Jesus also passed by the Englishman, touched him and said,
"For your kindness, you are healed." The
Englishman felt his back straightening up, and he raised his
hands, praised the Lord and did a series of back flips out
the door.

Then Jesus walked towards the COP. The Cop jumped up and
yelled
"Don't touch me.....I'm trying to get out on
3/4's!"