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    Raking Motion

    Yesterday I was taking a break in the back garden after nasty storms, and my wife upstairs was having a shower.

    I couldn't find the rake so I yelled up to her: "Honey, where's the rake?".

    She couldn't hear me and she shouted back, "What?".

    I pointed to my eye, then I pointed to my knee and made a raking motion. My wife wasn't sure and said, "What?". I repeated the gestures: "EYE KNEE THE RAKE".

    My wife replied that she understood and signalled back. She first pointed to her eye, next she pointed to her left breast, then she pointed to her bum, and finally to her crotch.

    Well, I had no idea what in god's name she was on about, so I trudged up the stairs, poked my head into the bathroom and asked her, "What the hell was that?".

    She replied























    EYE - LEFT TIT - BEHIND - THE BUSH
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    A Smile

    A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.

    It enriches those who receive it,
    without making poorer those who give.
    It takes but a moment, but the memory
    of it sometimes lasts forever.

    None is so rich or mighty that he
    can get along without it,
    and none is so poor but that
    he can be made rich by it.

    A smile creates happiness in the home,
    fosters goodwill in business,
    and is the countersign of friendship.

    It brings rest to the weary,
    cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,
    and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.

    Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,
    or stolen, for it is something that is of no
    value to anyone until it is given away.

    Some people are too tired to give you a smile.
    Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile
    so much as he who has no more to give.

    - author unknown

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    LOL, oldey but goodey!!
    "In God we trust, everyone else keep your hands where we can see them."

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    funny!!
    Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things!

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    The old ones are the best. LOL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by clare911
    The old ones are the best. LOL.

    That's what my wife says too.

    We are the thin blue line
    between you
    and all the money in the world.

    And no you can't have any.

 

 

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