Where do you keep YOUR condoms?

**213th** · 04-07-06, 10:41 PM

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for
over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little
thing bothering me ... it was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and
generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me,
and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to
be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me
that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She
told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married
and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up
and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the
stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them
down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the
front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and
behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very
happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a better
man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car!

Cris1102 · 04-08-06, 12:35 AM

Awww...that was bad 213th!!!

Or are we calling you Alaskan now?? HAHA!!

I was actually proud of the guy myself til I read the very end.

But it was funny non the less.

**Roses** · 04-08-06, 10:50 AM

They should have waited upstairs.

LOL!

**jmur5074** · 04-08-06, 04:29 PM

Kind of a bummer....

As soon as the panties got thrown down to him I was gettin' hot and bothered....then the guys family comes into the picture. ugh