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04-09-06, 03:41 AM #1
A tale of the Irish.....
Paddy is walking down the street with a black eye. Mick says "How'd ya get the black eye then Paddy".
He says "Well Mick, I was in Mass the other day, and the widow Mrs O'Reilly was sitting in front of me. When she stood up, her dress was caught between her butt cheeks. I thought she might be embarrassed. So I leaned forward and pulled it out for her. And POW!! she turns round and socks me in the eye!"
"You won't do that again will ya Paddy"
"No way" he says to Mick...
A week later, Paddy is walking down the street with another black eye.
" 'Ere Paddy" says Mick, "How did you get the other black eye then"?
So Paddy tells the story....
"Well Mick, I was in Mass the other day. I was sitting behind Mrs O'Reilly. She stands up and her dress is caught between her butt cheeks. My young son leans forward and pulls it out for her. I knew she wouldn't like that...... so I poked it back in again..."
A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.
It enriches those who receive it,without making poorer those who give.It takes but a moment, but the memoryof it sometimes lasts forever.
None is so rich or mighty that hecan get along without it,and none is so poor but thathe can be made rich by it.
A smile creates happiness in the home,fosters goodwill in business,and is the countersign of friendship.
It brings rest to the weary,cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.
Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,or stolen, for it is something that is of novalue to anyone until it is given away.
Some people are too tired to give you a smile.Give them one of yours, as none needs a smileso much as he who has no more to give.
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