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    Talking Tiger Woods Christmas Card Picture

    Too soon?


    Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:

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    Man she is hot.

    What a friggin idiot.
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    LOL That's funny.

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    thats what I was thinking

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    Quote Originally Posted by jmur5074 View Post
    Man she is hot.

    What a friggin idiot.

    Scandanavian model, so you can bet the carpet matches the curtains. If there is any carpet.

    Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:

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    im guessin or fantasizing if u will, no carpet, lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Five-0 View Post
    Scandanavian model, so you can bet the carpet matches the curtains. If there is any carpet.

    'zactly.


    What an idiot. That's all I can say.
    No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13

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    Ping just offered Elin Woods an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers. They are to be named Elin Woods..."clubs you can beat Tiger with."

    Word that Elin Woods was using a golf club as a Rescue Club now has been proved to be untrue, as it now appears she was actually trying to knock the **** out of a Driver

    News travels fast. The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger Woods' crash. They are calling it, "Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger"

    Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family--his new name: Cheetah


    Tiger's new movie is out: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.

    Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly" but put me down for a 5."

    Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.

    What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.....

    What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

    Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.

    Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger!

    Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkzV5AIK8iM
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    LOL!!
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    I must be one of the weird ones. She ain't hot.

    Neither are the other three he was supposed to be hitting.
    I'm your huckleberry...

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    That is funny
    To be a good Law Enforcement Officer you MUST know the law!

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    Quote Originally Posted by maclean View Post

    Neither are the other three he was supposed to be hitting.
    Nor was the tree he was supposed to be hitting....

 

 

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