My new truck

[Big Al]

MY NEW TRUCK

I bought a new GMC Sierra last month.
About I week after I bought it, I returned it to the dealer because I couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.
Then he said, ' Ray Charles!' and in an instant ' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him. I yelled, 'Ass Hole!'

Immediately the radio responded with, "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States."

Damn I love this truck......

[TXCharlie]

I bet he's activated by several commands someone might shout to other drivers... "Idiot", "Hell No", "WTF".

My FTO would use the "Hell No!" phrase right before someone was going to get a ticket