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04-09-06, 07:41 AM #1
Not as bad as it sounds.
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work.
One wet and rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror,
she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. She looked out the
window and yelled to her lover. Quick jump out the window. My husband's home early!!
"I can't jump out the window came the strangled reply from beneath the sheets "It's raining out there!"
"If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied.
"He's got a very quick temper and a very large gun, the rain is the least of your problems!"
So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes ; and jumps out the window!
As he began running down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's an nual marathon. So he started running alongside the others, about 300 of them.
Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could. After a little while, a small group of runners, who had been studying him with some curiosity, jogged closer.
"Do you always run in the nude?" one asked.
"Oh yes!" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels so wonderfully free."
Another runner moved alongside.
"Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?"
"Oh, yes" our friend answered breathlessly.
"That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home! "
Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried.
"Do you always wear a condom when you run? "
"Nope.........just when it's raining."
A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.
It enriches those who receive it,without making poorer those who give.It takes but a moment, but the memoryof it sometimes lasts forever.
None is so rich or mighty that hecan get along without it,and none is so poor but thathe can be made rich by it.
A smile creates happiness in the home,fosters goodwill in business,and is the countersign of friendship.
It brings rest to the weary,cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.
Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,or stolen, for it is something that is of novalue to anyone until it is given away.
Some people are too tired to give you a smile.Give them one of yours, as none needs a smileso much as he who has no more to give.
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04-09-06, 02:48 PM #2
04-09-06, 04:09 PM #3
Shenanigans!!!!Insert witty comment and disclaimer here.
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