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    Talking Joke

    A Republican in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee.


    The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?"


    The waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.

    The next patron to come in was a Libertarian with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus over there?"

    The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat."

    The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there, honey! How's about gettin' me a cold glass of Miller Light?" He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that God's boy over there?"

    The waitress once more nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold glass of beer. "On my bill," he said.

    As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.

    Jesus also passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening up, and he raised his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of back flips out the door.

    Then Jesus walked towards the Democrat. The Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me!... I'm collecting disability".
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    Haha! Ain't that the truth
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    He who signs the cheques, makes the rules.
    He who makes the rules, has the power.
    He who has the power, has the money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by racing04 View Post
    A Republican in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee.


    The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?"


    The waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.

    The next patron to come in was a Libertarian with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus over there?"

    The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat."

    The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there, honey! How's about gettin' me a cold glass of Miller Light?" He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that God's boy over there?"

    The waitress once more nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold glass of beer. "On my bill," he said.

    As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.

    Jesus also passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening up, and he raised his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of back flips out the door.

    Then Jesus walked towards the Democrat. The Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me!... I'm collecting disability".
    There's another version with an Irishman instead of a Libertarian, an Englishman instead of a Republican, and a cop instead of a Democrat....

    http://officerresource.com/forums/f27/jesus-cop-38578/

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    I would laugh if it wasn't so true... really! I was there and this took place at the all night greasy spoon known as Joe's Diner outside of Amarillo, Texas in 1984!
    Nothing clever here except my zombie defense gun... now where is that darn flashlight...


 

 

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