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12-22-09, 10:39 AM #1
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The Christmas Cop (NSFW)
So a cop was on horseback patrol on the evening of Christmas when he came upon a little girl riding a bicycle in the dark. He approached the girl and said, "Merry Christmas, little girl. Did Santa bring you that bicycle?" "Why, yes," the little girl replied. "Next time you ask Santa for a bicycle, make you sure ask for one with reflectors and a headlight," the officer said as he stroked the little girl out a citation for improperly equipped bicycle. The little girl signed the ticket and said, "Thanks, Officer. Say, did Santa bring you that horse for Christmas?" "Hahahaha," the Officer chuckled. "He sure did!" "Well, next year remind Santa that the dick goes under the horse and not on top of it," the little girl said as she rode her bicycle away in the darkness.
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12-22-09, 12:43 PM #2
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12-23-09, 07:27 AM #3
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12-23-09, 07:36 AM #4
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12-23-09, 10:40 AM #5
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I think they're both going to be on Santa's naughty list!
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