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    Mab seeks employment as a deputy sheriff..........

    (Edit: Forgive me for my mad cow disease. The title should say MAN....not mab. Sorry.)


    A man seeking to join a south Texas Sheriff Dept. is being interviewed.

    The Sergeant doing the interview says, "Your qualifications all look good,
    but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can
    be accepted." Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says,
    "Take this pistol and go out and shoot 6 illegal aliens, 6 meth dealers, 6
    Muslim extremists and a rabbit."

    "Why the rabbit?"

    "That's the attitude we want," says the
    Sergeant. "When can you start?"
    Are you a 3%er? If you aren't, you should be.

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    That's the attitude we want," says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"
    YESTERDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    30 years ago thats the way it was. Now its a kindler, gentler way with the hug-a-thug mentality
    'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
    delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly
    promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which
    holds forth the proposition that it is entirely
    possible to pick up a turd by the clean end!'

    A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity. Sigmund Freud

 

 

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