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    The wife or husband

    When
    I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive...
    so, I took her to a gas station.
    And that's when the fight
    started....
    To be a good Law Enforcement Officer you MUST know the law!

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    My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming
    anniversary.
    She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in
    about 3 seconds. I bought her a bathroom scale.
    And that's when the
    fight
    started....



    I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our
    anniversary?"
    It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet
    appreciation.
    "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
    So I
    suggested, "How about the kitchen?"
    And that's when the fight
    started....
    To be a good Law Enforcement Officer you MUST know the law!

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    A husband and wife we laying in bed
    watching who wants to be a millionaire
    the husband asked the wife if she feels like having sex
    she responds with a no
    then he asks, is that your final answer
    she replies yes...
    he picks up the phone
    the wife asks, what are you doing
    the husband responds

    Calling a freind.....

    and then the fight started.....
    " The warrior who honors the shield says, WHEN it happens, I will be ready...." Lt. Col. Grossman (Live... 9-11-07)

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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlInBrown View Post
    A husband and wife we laying in bed
    watching who wants to be a millionaire
    the husband asked the wife if she feels like having sex
    she responds with a no
    then he asks, is that your final answer
    she replies yes...
    he picks up the phone
    the wife asks, what are you doing
    the husband responds

    Calling a freind.....

    and then the fight started.....
    winner
    He who has the money, signs the cheques.
    He who signs the cheques, makes the rules.
    He who makes the rules, has the power.
    He who has the power, has the money.

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    A husband is sitting down watching television.
    The wife walks into the room and asks, "Whats on TV?"
    The husband replies, "Dust".

    and thats when the fight started.

    LOL

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    These stories all sound true
    To be a good Law Enforcement Officer you MUST know the law!

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    So how did these fights end?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    So how did these fights end?
    They'd better end with the woman making a sandwich for her man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    So how did these fights end?
    Isn't making up what makes it fun?

    Quote Originally Posted by SPD View Post
    They'd better end with the woman making a sandwich for her man.

 

 

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