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02-01-10, 01:01 PM #1
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The wife or husband
When
I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive...
so, I took her to a gas station.
And that's when the fight
started....
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02-01-10, 01:04 PM #2
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming
anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in
about 3 seconds. I bought her a bathroom scale.
And that's when the
fight
started....
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our
anniversary?"
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet
appreciation.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I
suggested, "How about the kitchen?"
And that's when the fight
started.... To be a good Law Enforcement Officer you MUST know the law!
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02-01-10, 01:41 PM #3
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong....
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A husband and wife we laying in bed
watching who wants to be a millionaire
the husband asked the wife if she feels like having sex
she responds with a no
then he asks, is that your final answer
she replies yes...
he picks up the phone
the wife asks, what are you doing
the husband responds
Calling a freind.....
and then the fight started....." The warrior who honors the shield says, WHEN it happens, I will be ready...." Lt. Col. Grossman (Live... 9-11-07)
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02-01-10, 03:06 PM #4
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02-01-10, 06:33 PM #5
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A husband is sitting down watching television.
The wife walks into the room and asks, "Whats on TV?"
The husband replies, "Dust".
and thats when the fight started.
LOL
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These stories all sound true
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02-01-10, 07:22 PM #7
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So how did these fights end?
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03-03-10, 02:31 PM #8
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They'd better end with the woman making a sandwich for her man. Originally Posted by Jenna
So how did these fights end?
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03-14-10, 10:25 AM #11
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Isn't making up what makes it fun? Originally Posted by Jenna
So how did these fights end?
Originally Posted by SPD
They'd better end with the woman making a sandwich for her man.
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