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Thread: Cat Grooming Tips
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02-02-10, 06:33 AM #1
Cat Grooming Tips
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. [You may need to stand on the lid]
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. [Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this]
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and “rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog

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02-02-10, 06:50 AM #2
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02-03-10, 12:29 AM #3
I wouldn't consider trying that with my cat. He can read minds and if he even had an inkling I was thinking that, he'd kill me in my sleep.
"When a crime is committed, liberals blame society. Conservatives blame the criminal." -Debra Saunders
Old Scottish Motto- "nemo me impune laccessit". It still holds true today.
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02-03-10, 07:43 AM #4
Haha, that's awesome
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02-03-10, 10:41 AM #5SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
"It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
-General Omar Bradley, United States Army
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02-03-10, 10:44 AM #6
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