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04-12-06, 03:54 PM #1
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My kind of cops!
The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.
"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper.
"Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted.
The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."
The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."
"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"
The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her."
Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the
great news?"
The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow.When I used to be somebody (I'm center top)
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04-12-06, 04:07 PM #2
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That's funny Sarge!
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04-12-06, 04:12 PM #3
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Oh God, that was sick. But, funny. Nice find!
+1.
I'll have to point 213th in the direction of this thread."A nation, as a society, forms a moral person, and every member of it is personally responsible for his society."
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04-12-06, 04:45 PM #4
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Nice.
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04-12-06, 06:09 PM #5
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NICE....
Speaking of crabs, anyone ever watch "Deadliest Catch" on the discovery channel??
Awesome show!No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13
"The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".
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04-12-06, 06:30 PM #6
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LOL, that's great!
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04-12-06, 06:34 PM #7FishTail GuestYeah. I think I'll stick to police work.
Originally Posted by jmur5074
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04-12-06, 06:49 PM #8
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Lol, I've heard that before and every time it seems the state changes.
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04-12-06, 08:04 PM #9
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That was good! LOL!
I haven't seen that show jmur.
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04-12-06, 08:16 PM #10
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HEY!!! Who let our secret out???
Now everyone knows how we grow them.
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04-12-06, 09:13 PM #11
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Knew an LEO once who said he had the crabs, but he never said anything about them being that big and..........
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04-12-06, 09:51 PM #12
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Wow...that was entirerly too much information. Whew.
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04-12-06, 10:17 PM #13
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Originally Posted by Magnum440
I seen a midget with crabs before. Arms were too short to apply relief ointment. Twas a sad sight.
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04-13-06, 12:53 AM #14
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The only thing worse than seeing a short midget with crabs he can't scratch is seeing a tall guy scratching his and enjoying it. Originally Posted by cntryboy0531
I seen a midget with crabs before. Arms were too short to apply relief ointment. Twas a sad sight.
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04-13-06, 01:31 AM #15
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Well, at least you're not the midget w/ crabs watching the tall guy scratch his. That would be just wrong.
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04-13-06, 12:16 PM #16
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That reminds me: What's a good name for a female, Mexican midget?
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04-13-06, 12:25 PM #17
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You got one? Originally Posted by keith758
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04-13-06, 04:43 PM #18
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Consuelo. (Think about it!)
For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.
Winston Churchill
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04-13-06, 07:01 PM #19
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Shouldn't that be Consuela?
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