Good Husband

[Magnum440]

The Good Husband
>
> Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's
> Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks
didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got
home
from the party.
> As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
> Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and
> The first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of
water
on the side table. Next to them, a single red rose!
> Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed.
He looked around the room and sees evertthing is in perfect order,
spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins,
cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the
bathroom
mirror.
>
> Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of The mirror written
in red
with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in
lipstick: "Honey,
breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you
your
favorite dinner tonight.
>
> I love you, darling!
> Love, Jillian"
>
> He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there Is hot breakfast,
steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the
table,
eating.
> Jack asks, "Son... what happened last night?"
> "Well, you fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in
the hallway, and
got that black eye when you ran into the door."
> Confused he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect
order
and so clean?
> I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??"
> His son replies, "Oh THAT!
> Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your
pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, lady, I'm married!"
>
> Broken Coffee Table? $39.99
>
> Hot Breakfast?$ 4.20
>
> Two Aspirins?$ .38
>
> Saying the right thing at the right time? PRICELESS!!!

[Wise_undergrad_08]

That was great! Rep on the way!

[Roses]

LOL! Another good one.