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    MY LIVING WILL

    Last night my family and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them,
    "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle.
    If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

    They got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my beer.

    They're such asses ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by NC Bullseye View Post
    Last night my family and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them,
    "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle.
    If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

    They got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my beer.

    They're such asses ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by NC Bullseye View Post
    Last night my family and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them,
    "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle.
    If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

    They got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my beer.

    They're such asses ...
    The computer has replaced the TV as the life support machine of choice....

 

 

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