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02-09-10, 01:03 PM #1
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MY LIVING WILL
Last night my family and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them,
"I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle.
If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
They got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my beer.
They're such asses ...
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02-09-10, 03:26 PM #2
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02-09-10, 03:30 PM #3
Damnit, I'm hungry again.
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02-09-10, 05:17 PM #4
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02-09-10, 05:36 PM #5
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The computer has replaced the TV as the life support machine of choice.... Originally Posted by NC Bullseye
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