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02-09-10, 01:03 PM #1
MY LIVING WILL
Last night my family and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them,
"I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle.
If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
They got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my beer.
They're such asses ...
02-09-10, 03:26 PM #2
02-09-10, 03:30 PM #3'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly
promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which
holds forth the proposition that it is entirely
possible to pick up a turd by the clean end!'
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02-09-10, 05:17 PM #4Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA
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02-09-10, 05:36 PM #5
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