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    Top 10 Ways to Get Fired

    The Top 10 Ways to Get Fired from being a LEO

    1) Start a petition on your facebook page to get the boss fired - and accept donations

    2) Let the hottest waitress in the bar pose with a service AR-15 on the back of your cruiser.

    3) Arrest way too many people

    4) Barely arrest anyone

    5) Protest in front of City Hall during contract negotiations with a giant picture of the mayor with a Hitler mustache, while wearing a T-shirt that reads, "If the shoe fits...!"

    6) Shotgun a fifth of gin during a DARE presentation to teach kids about the dangers of binge drinking.

    7) Use BCIS as your own Match.com

    8) Tell the boss how you really feel about the new pursuit poicy.

    9) Two words - forehead tattoo

    10) Spray-paint "Guns don't kill people - I DO!" on the side of the cruiser.

    (from: American Police Beat)
    “Cogito, ergo armatum sum: I think, therefore I am armed.”

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    This is from our monthly "Top Ten" list, published in the magazine.

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    Yessir! I had cut it out and it was hanging on my wall, thought I would share with the community
    “Cogito, ergo armatum sum: I think, therefore I am armed.”

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    Thanks, appreciate it!

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    Another way would be to walk right up to the Sheriff/Chief, and punch him/her dead in the mouth.


    (Of course that wouldn't have worked with one of my former (now retired) Sheriffs. If he liked you, he would have just punched you right back and tell you, "Now quit f***'ing around and get back to work.")



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    and Hell's afraid we'll take over!!"
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