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04-03-10, 11:56 AM #1
The Cab Driver
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention.
The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab.
Then, the still shaking driver said, "Are you OK? Iím so sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me."
The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said he didnít realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle the driver so badly.
The driver replied, "No, no, Iím the one who is sorry, itís entirely my fault. Today is my very first day driving a cab..... Iíve been driving a hearse for the past 25 years."Pleasing nobody, one person at a time.
That which does not kill me, better start fucking running.
If I lived every day like it was my last, the body count would be staggering.
I intend to go in harm's way. -John Paul Jones
Hunt the wolf, and bring light to the dark places that others fear to go. LT COL Dave Grossman
04-03-10, 11:57 AM #2
HA!!*************************"It wouldn't take much for me to up and run...to another life somewhere in the sun."*************************"There's something inherently wrong with having to put on a bullet-proof vest and a gun to go to work."-(An old friend)
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04-03-10, 12:21 PM #3
04-03-10, 12:33 PM #4Swamp Mafia
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04-03-10, 12:34 PM #5
04-05-10, 08:08 AM #6ďCogito, ergo armatum sum: I think, therefore I am armed.Ē
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