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04-16-10, 09:40 PM #1
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Sh*t my Dad says. Good stuff
Loving Five-0's emails from an asshole. Keeping in the spirit of things, I introduce......shitmydadsays.c om
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04-16-10, 10:18 PM #2
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Hahaha!
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04-16-10, 10:19 PM #3
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Which one of your kids posted that?
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04-17-10, 12:01 AM #4
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That is the funniest damn thing I've read in ages!
The book will soon be mine.
Thanks for posting that! I really needed a chance to laugh till I cried."Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious."
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04-17-10, 08:02 AM #5
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"Don't mess with him...Trust me, you don't fuck with a man that sleeps next to a woman he never screws. They're unpredictable."
“We’re banned from the dog park. Well, I guess it’s okay to hump, and it’s okay to bark, but both at the same time freaks people out."
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"...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
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Hahahaha!!!"Don't ask for my opinion then. I said congrats on the car, just saying nobody's panties are getting wet from a fucking Honda Accord."Do not war for peace. If you must war, war for justice. For without justice there is no peace. -me
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04-17-10, 09:07 AM #7
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This is something I would say.
"There's a word for people like that...No, I'm saying, there's a word and I don't know what it is. I'm not being fucking poetic."Do not war for peace. If you must war, war for justice. For without justice there is no peace. -me
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05-20-10, 08:57 PM #8
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05-21-10, 12:35 AM #9
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The comments pretty much sum it up for me.
Originally Posted by Buttercup
"This article should be titled "#@%* the Parents Television Counsel complains about""
"who are these parents and how do they get television in their cave that they have been living in for the last 10 years?"
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05-21-10, 02:12 AM #10
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Awesome stuff....very funny!!
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05-21-10, 10:05 AM #11
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I follow him on twitter..funny stuff
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05-21-10, 11:07 AM #12
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oh my god, that was priceless...thats gonna be me when im 73 talking to my kids
in the warriors code there's no surrender, though his body says stop, his spirit cries...NEVER. deep in our souls, a quiet ember, knows its you against you, its the paradox that drives us all. its a battle of wills, in the heat of attack, its the passion that kills, and victory is yours alone.
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