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04-17-10, 12:44 AM #1
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In the spirit of "one upping"...
Here you go. I've read TFLN, Shit my dad says, and E-mail asshole before. This is one that is a little less known.
It's a blog written by the wife of a guy in the UK. Her husband is a very mild mannered, professional, and meek man. But when he sleeps, he talks. And it's funny, awkward, and vulgar speak. She writes it down every night and posts it online.
Some highlights:
"Blinding like lightning. Thunder is my roar. Feel my awesome power."
(mumbles a bit, then) "Bop one.... bop two... bop three.... dink... dink.... I'm counting bops. Not dinks. You can shove your dinks where the sun don't shine."
"It's growling. Shhh, it's growling closer... It's an angry thing, a big angry thing. It likes cabbage, though... I can't stop it growling! Shhh... You're not much fucking help."
"You can't do that to a jellyfish. I'm calling the authorities. You dirty jelly molester."
"If I'm gonna be in charge, I need a cape. You can't do the job without a cape. Take me to the cape tailor."
"Hey, who put my elbows on backwards?! That's not fucking funny!"
"Damnit, I'm gonna be late. I've run out of nipple glue! Always at the worst times."
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04-17-10, 08:07 AM #2
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Damn, I think I've had his dreams before!
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04-17-10, 08:33 AM #3
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I've seen/read that before, this guy has some wicked dreams.........;-)
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04-17-10, 08:51 AM #4
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What if it is we who are part of his dream, and his dreams that are the reality?
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04-17-10, 10:01 AM #5
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So have I, and yes he does!
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04-17-10, 12:17 PM #6
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04-17-10, 12:22 PM #7
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