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04-16-06, 07:56 AM #1
Sailor with a pinhead
A sailor walks into a bar. The bartender immediately notices that this
is a pretty well built guy but he has the tiniest little pinhead. After serving the sailor a couple of drinks, curiosity finally gets the best of the bartender and he asks the sailor why he had a normal sized body with such a tiny head.
The sailor tells him this story: "I was involved in a naval battle where I was the only survivor. I was stranded on a deserted island in the middle of the ocean for months, when I happened across a mermaid while I was walking on the beach." She was on the beach and couldn't get back in the water so I helped her get back to the ocean, she was so grateful she granted me three wishes. I first asked to be rescued off that god forsaken island. She told me that it was no problem, that the rescue ship was on the way, and that I still had two more wishes." "Next I asked for a never ending roll of twenty dollar bills." Then the sailor reached into his pocket and kept pulling out 20s and putting them on the bar. "Finally I said to her, 'I've been on this island for quite some time without a woman and I'm quite horny, She said "as you can see from the waist down I'm a fish so I'm sorry but I can't help you there." "Well I thought about it for a minute and said OK, how about a little head.
A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.
It enriches those who receive it,without making poorer those who give.It takes but a moment, but the memoryof it sometimes lasts forever.
None is so rich or mighty that hecan get along without it,and none is so poor but thathe can be made rich by it.
A smile creates happiness in the home,fosters goodwill in business,and is the countersign of friendship.
It brings rest to the weary,cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.
Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,or stolen, for it is something that is of novalue to anyone until it is given away.
Some people are too tired to give you a smile.Give them one of yours, as none needs a smileso much as he who has no more to give.
- author unknown
04-16-06, 08:30 AM #2
Rolling; That's Funny'The Art of War' teaches us to "Rely not on the likelihood of the enemy's coming, but on our own readiness to receive him"--Sun Tsu
04-26-06, 06:40 PM #3
Dang it...I should of saw that one coming!! Good one!!Insert witty comment and disclaimer here.
04-26-06, 07:56 PM #4
Thats great.... lol
04-27-06, 01:04 AM #5
Good joke,thank you
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