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04-22-10, 10:08 AM #1
US MARINES, you have got to love'em
A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came
an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious.
>On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar
less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.
>The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the
highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.
>We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I
yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved.
>And he yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left
wing Commie who isn't even an American.
>So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid,
>He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!"
>"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a
truck hit us."
04-22-10, 01:07 PM #2
Not badI'm your huckleberry...
Quemadmoeum gladis nemeinum occidit, occidentus telum est!
You can be the weapon, and the gun in your hand is a tool - or the gun is a weapon and you are the tool.
I was looking for a saint who was a devil of a lover,
but every girl I found was either one way or the other...
04-23-10, 01:45 PM #3
There is so much truth in that joke that I am not sure weather to laugh or cry......good one.
Car 4I would like my country back. I used to believe that one man could never destroy this country. Not so sure anymore!
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