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    US MARINES, you have got to love'em

    A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came
    upon
    an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious.
    >On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar
    >but
    less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.
    >The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the
    highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.
    >We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I
    yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved.
    >And he yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left
    wing Commie who isn't even an American.
    >So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid,
    mean-spirited lesbian!
    >He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!"
    >"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a
    truck hit us."

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    You can be the weapon, and the gun in your hand is a tool - or the gun is a weapon and you are the tool.


    I was looking for a saint who was a devil of a lover,
    but every girl I found was either one way or the other...



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    There is so much truth in that joke that I am not sure weather to laugh or cry......good one.



    Car 4
    I would like my country back. I used to believe that one man could never destroy this country. Not so sure anymore!

 

 

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