US MARINES, you have got to love'em

[rainman1352]

A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came
upon
an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious.
>On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar
>but
less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.
>The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the
highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.
>We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I
yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved.
>And he yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left
wing Commie who isn't even an American.
>So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid,
mean-spirited lesbian!
>He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!"
>"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a
truck hit us."

[MacLean]

Not bad

[Car 4]

There is so much truth in that joke that I am not sure weather to laugh or cry......good one.



Car 4